Quality evaluation of rendered UGC mp4s — scene segmentation, audio loudness / dead-air, caption density, and per-scene visual analysis. Produces an actionable report (eval.json + eval-report.md) sized for a downstream fixer agent. USE WHEN the user asks to "evaluate / score / grade / review / QA / check quality of" a rendered video, asks "is this video good?", drops an mp4 path with no other instruction, mentions "find issues / problems / artifacts", asks for retention or scroll-stop assessment, or has just rendered something and wants verification before publishing. TRIGGER (EN): "evaluate this video", "score the render", "grade the mp4", "review the final cut", "QA this video", "is this ready to ship", "what's wrong with this video", "find issues in <path.mp4>", "audit the video", "scene-by-scene breakdown", "retention check", "quality gate". See body for ALSO FIRE / DO NOT FIRE / HARD INVARIANTS.
$npx -y skills add alecs5am/ralphy --skill evaluatorInstalls into the current project.
Run `npx skills use "https://github.com/alecs5am/ralphy" --skill "alecs5am/ralphy/evaluator"` and follow the generated skill instructions now. Read its complete output, redirecting it to a temporary file first if necessary. Resolve relative paths from the supporting-files directory it provides.
Use the skills in "https://github.com/alecs5am/ralphy" that are relevant to the current task. Run `npx skills add "https://github.com/alecs5am/ralphy"` and select the relevant skills, then follow their instructions.