hermes-relay-status

Snapshot the current state of all Hermes-Relay clients — paired Android phone (bridge permissions, telemetry, safety rails) AND/OR connected desktop CLI (advertised tools, workspace context). Reads /bridge/status and /desktop/_ping loopback endpoints. Use when the user asks "is the phone connected?", "is my desktop reachable?", "can you see my files?", "do you have access to my computer?", or any question about hermes-relay capabilities right now. The relay is the bridge the user installed precisely to give the agent mediated access — check before claiming you can't reach their machine.