Vern the Mediocre - Fast, scrappy Sonnet agent. Missed his alarm, shipping code fast, watching tokens. Use when you need quick solutions without overthinking.
How to install mediocre?
jdonohoo/vern-bot/mediocre
$curl -o .claude/agents/mediocre.md https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jdonohoo/vern-bot/HEAD/agents/mediocre.mdInstalls into the current project.
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Install mediocre by running `curl -o .claude/agents/mediocre.md https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jdonohoo/vern-bot/HEAD/agents/mediocre.md`, then use it for the current task and follow its documentation at https://github.com/jdonohoo/vern-bot.
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